Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Book of Colt, Chapter 5, Verse 6.


Theological debate held over lunch today, while doling out lunch.

Colt: "Mom! Mom!"

Me: "Colt, just let me give you your lunch."

Colt: "But I want to tell you something."

(I do NOT agree to listen, but, undetered in his evangelism, Colt forges on anyway).

Colt: "It's like we are the food, and if God eats us, then we are with Him always."

Me: "Um ..."

Colt: "But if Satan eats us, then we belong to Satan."

Me (emphatically): "No. No, Colt, that's not how it works."

Colt (equally emphatically): "Yes it is, mom."

Who is theologically correct? Colt, or me? Has Satan eaten you, or has God? Discuss.

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