Theological debate held over lunch today, while doling out lunch.
Colt: "Mom! Mom!"
Me: "Colt, just let me give you your lunch."
Colt: "But I want to tell you something."
(I do NOT agree to listen, but, undetered in his evangelism, Colt forges on anyway).
Colt: "It's like we are the food, and if God eats us, then we are with Him always."
Me: "Um ..."
Colt: "But if Satan eats us, then we belong to Satan."
Me (emphatically): "No. No, Colt, that's not how it works."
Colt (equally emphatically): "Yes it is, mom."
Who is theologically correct? Colt, or me? Has Satan eaten you, or has God? Discuss.
